skeleton boo~y.

surprisingly, i woke up at 3 am. the infamous witching hour. i didn't actually care, even though dogs were barking at something. turns out, my 5-hour breaks turned into a more hellish 7-hour interval. great. at least i have something to do now. which would be creating cocktails. no, not just following recipe books, but making my own as well. and for kicks, i'll be naming the drinks after my closest friends. some drinks might even be made by them, like Bono's Basher for example. that shiz is insane. another one, which is an off-shot of the infamous Long Island Tea, is what i call Ia's Tea. it was something i just randomly mixed. to my surprise, my friend Ia loved that, thus the name.

anyway. i'm being attacked by laziness again, no matter how hard i try to snap out of it. i even got pwned by HUCOINT's sir Mags. i gotta apologize. and oh, oi, you fat-think-you're-so-cool pig. don't fucking mess with me, 'cuz even if you're a senior, i'll whoop your ass good.

moo~ving on. i just had to rant. me and bono are currently collaborating to create two songs. i'll post the lyrics sometime soon. i'm too lazy to type away.

shit, i'm having one of those "Descending to Decadence" moments again. i'm having a lot of those lately. must be my old age. even though i'm just 17!

M's party would later on tonight. 6pm, if i'm not mistaken. i have absolutely no idea if i can go or not, because i haven't asked for permission in the first place. but really, who says i can't sneak out?

the song's nice, right? it's has a merry tune masking something else. listen closer if you want. it's awesome. and oh, by sheer circumstance, i have started smoking again. but my smoking will last only until my cigarettes run out, since the certain 'circumstance' has already passed me by.

this is one of the most unbelievably short posts since i have to post the third chapter of my story, and begin writing the fourth, before my readers abandon me. and no, i don't think it's something within where your interests lie,though if you manage to find it, then kudos to you. anyways gotta go. there's a story that needs typing.

~ciao

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i'm a comedian!

Q: what do the girls in sex scandals scream?
A: i'm KHOming!

god that's so funny.

not.

but really, i know you're either laughing or grinning.

i figured i had to make a joke about his last name because i heard the joke about his first name, which goes like:

Q: what do you call the video cameras they use for sex scandals?
A: a Hayden Camera!

really, if he had a middle/surname, i would find out and make a joke about that as well. just because i want to. no particular reason at all.LOL

--

so now i'm here in the lab with my buddies. namely Hansel, Ber, and Ceej. and i'm faced with the incredulous task of being bored for FIVE FREAKKING HOURS STRAIGHT. every tuesdays and fridays. which is absolutely fabulous. NOT. especially when i have no one to spend it with OR i have nothing to do during those FIVE wee long hours of boredom. I quit smoking last sunday. I have this bet thing with my friend, that every time i smoke, i should pay 10 pesos to our anti-smoking fund.

but then it hit me. what if we both got sick of not smoking some time in the middle of the term? then the purpose of the anti-smoking fund would be defeated, and it would be an ironic thing because the first thing that would pop out of our heads is to use the money to buy cigarettes! but really, hopefully that doesn't happen.

somehow, i find you unreasonable. but that wouldn't really matter much, because it's all gone down the drain anyway. and there's no use making something out of nothing because if there's no thing in the first place, what's the point? doesn't make sense? good.

so now that i'm bored, i guess i should post my '10 things i have to do before i die' list. yes, if you're gonna ask why it's only ten, it's because i want it to be ten. and ten is a mandatory number to majority of lists that exists in this world. fuck you if you have a good pun against that.

1. Stuff a live chicken with oregano and blow it with dynamite.
2. Shoot a cow with a bazooka.

--uh. fuck, i ran out of things to put! oh wait.i-Fi - C

3. Shooting a streaker with an anti-riot gun.
4. Dance like an ancient egyptian in front of a Muslim politician.
5. Be one of the first ones to Teleport.
6. Cook two turkeys in one oven that can actually just hold one turkey.
7. Stuff a chicken inside a Turkey and actually make it taste good.
8. Eat crocodile meat.
9. Have a camera implanted in my eyeball.
10. Create an inverse universe where everything is opposite!

so yeah. all of those things are insanely impossible. except for number one. which i can actually do, but i don't know where to get dynamite. ._.

oh oh. and i'll be creating one of those quizzes that rates if you know any trivial facts about me. hopefully someone will get past the 80% mark. but i doubt that anyone could even go past 50%. if someone passes 50%, i'll treat him/her for lunch! no really, i will. not.LOL

ciao~

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twisted transistor

i'm freaked out. my mother and godmother are talking about Hayden Kho's scandal.


--atleast i get to watch it without bearing any guilt. hooray to suggestive godmother!


anyway. i actually found out that adults are no different than teenagers. they fight like kids. and then Dane Cook's preachings flash through my mind and *pow* it was an instant classic how two supposedly mature people bicker and fight like children, letting their arrogance get the best of them. and really, how immature.

i find it really twisted that people of, as usual, supposed high class revert to the simplest and most basic addiction that even our house helps succumb to: the dreaded Teleseryes!

i admit, i've succumbed to some back in the day. but that was the past, i immediately cringe at the sight of those loathesome things. but yeah. enough of that. on to the main thing:

ME!

--well, not necessarily. it's just that, i've missed a lot of ranting, and as how my soulmate/best(bitch)friend, i've been hidden under a rock. but clearly i'm too busy with other stuff like attending parties, driving the ice queen bitch around, bringing my brother to his review in San Pedro, thinking of ideas for this business and whatnot.

well, seriously, i've been through worse, and i've been through better. atleast i have the buddies to back me up. well, i guess that wraps up this post. i'm too bored and distracted right now to go on.:D

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the irony.

It's someone like her that i need the most in my life.







--ironically, she wishes the opposite.

and no matter how much it strains me to comply, i guess this would be the best course of action.

it doesn't matter if you're mad or not; you would know why.

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